1 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,522 I cannot believe there are no charging stations. 2 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,025 Fucking Arizona. 3 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:29,070 Well, we could call a tow, 4 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,198 but, uh, you know, what the fuck, it's gonna take way too long. 5 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:33,867 Let's just take the PJ. 6 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,994 I know jets are wasteful, 7 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,079 but I don't want you driving through the night, 8 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,247 and my mom... 9 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,458 really hates it when people are late. 10 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,127 God, I cannot wait for you to meet her. 11 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,553 - What time is Love getting there? - Who knows? 12 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,884 She's on her new boyfriend's dick like herpes. 13 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,611 Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but... 14 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:54,804 Will, right? She's bringing him? 15 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,180 Yep. 16 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,185 Move, Joe. 17 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:01,936 Wait, stop! Stop! 18 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,313 Stop, Candace. 19 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,314 I love you. 20 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,523 Just let me go. 21 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:06,983 Tell me you don't love me. 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,736 I don't! I don't love you. 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,321 I never have. 24 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,199 What are you gonna do about it, Joe? 25 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,117 Don't do this! 26 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,785 Stop! 27 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,839 Looks like it's gonna be a proper meet-the-parents Wellkend. 28 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,590 Oh! 29 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,633 Hi. Yeah. 30 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,010 Forty Quinn here. 31 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,304 Yes, like the number, but spelled out. 32 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,098 F-O... 33 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,737 I now truly understand the term "love of my life." 34 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,865 My life makes sense now with you in it. 35 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,827 Complete. Not closed. 36 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,789 More open to the world and everything beautiful than ever before. 37 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,958 Nothing to hide. 38 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,210 You've asked me to meet the parents. 39 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,920 Might be messy, family can be. 40 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:11,714 But whatever comes, we'll get through it, together. 41 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,136 I don't wanna. 42 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,263 Can your parents really be that bad? 43 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,932 Worse. They can be worse. 44 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,101 Okay, remember, 45 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,770 they charm so that they can manipulate. 46 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,897 My mom is a lot. 47 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,649 Just give in to her crazy. 48 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,693 And my dad is impenetrable. 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,528 Just don't take it personally. 50 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,071 Try not to. 51 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,239 I still do. 52 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,491 Is there anything I can do to support you? 53 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,410 We could have a signal. 54 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:41,910 Like... 55 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,248 What is that? Are... Are you Spider-Man? 56 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,667 No, no. 57 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,460 Um, it's... it's, uh... 58 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,713 ASL for "I love you." 59 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,884 In, like, a friendly you know, like, platonic way. 60 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,093 I love you. 61 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,555 In the non-friendly way, 62 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,099 but I'm waiting to say it. 63 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,934 Why rush when we have the rest of our lives? 64 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,020 Hmm! 65 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,606 My dad's gonna like that shirt. 66 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,566 I know. I do my research. 67 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:15,820 America's surrogate dream parents, Ray and Dottie Quinn. 68 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,864 Ray is a Pasadena golden boy 69 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,449 who comes from old-school money. 70 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:22,327 Dottie is the spark plug that gives him life. 71 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,370 They met in the naked hot tubs at Esalen, 72 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,705 eloped shortly thereafter. 73 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,166 Joan Baez is rumored to have officiated. 74 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,295 Dottie opened Anavrin with Ray's family cash. 75 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,505 What started as a pet project has evolved 76 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,175 into a global brand largely due to Dottie, 77 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,720 all centered on the Quinn family motto, 78 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,889 "Transparency and realness." 79 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,683 This weekend is Ray and Dottie's 30th anniversary, 80 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,565 and they're making up for their quickie wedding 81 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,145 with a wellness bacchanal. 82 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,269 Ray and Dottie's vow renewal will be the culmination 83 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,107 of packed community... say it with me now... 84 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,359 "Wellkend." 85 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,444 Shoot me in the face. 86 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,029 But whatever you need, Love. 87 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:01,866 These people may pretend to be real, but you and I really are. 88 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,204 - Speaking of messy family... - Hey. 89 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,457 Did you know Ja Rule and Ashanti never banged? 90 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,625 Okay. And? 91 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,920 I don't know, it just kind of ruins it for me knowing their love was never real. 92 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,422 Can you check out? It fucks up inventory when you steal. 93 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,426 - Is that kombucha? - Stop being so codependent, okay? 94 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,430 'Buch has about as much alcohol in it as fresh-pressed juice, 95 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,599 and I want to pour one out for Henderson. 96 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:28,851 Because it was our thing. 97 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,854 Did you hear they're saying it was a suicide now? 98 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,440 Too good for this world. 99 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,152 Another melancholy clown dies by his own hand, 100 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:40,613 and his adoring fans and acquaintances grieve deeply 101 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,074 for, oh, about the next one to two news cycles. 102 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,368 Are you making it to meetings? 103 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,203 I'm in such a positive place right now 104 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,998 and AA is a breeding ground of negativity. 105 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,708 Speaking of circle jerks, 106 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,710 you still coming to Mom and Dad's Wank-end? 107 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,128 Yes, of course. 108 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,544 Forty, just promise me that you won't do anything... 109 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,966 Gotta go. Amy's in the whip. 110 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:05,930 Is everything okay? 111 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,014 Yeah. 112 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,686 No. 113 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,605 Forty's gonna go off the rails again. I can tell. 114 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,399 It's gonna be bad. 115 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,359 You like the girl he just met, right? 116 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,403 Sure. 117 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,364 We went to the movies. 118 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,283 We didn't even talk. 119 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,286 What can I say? He's on pattern. 120 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:32,123 Meets a girl, each a new impossible-to-predict type of bad for him, 121 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,625 and then he tries to get our parents to like her, 122 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,878 then he flings himself off a cliff when they don't. 123 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,713 Leaving you to clean the splatter. 124 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,256 I can neutralize. 125 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,884 I can distract. I'm good with parents. 126 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:45,761 We got this. 127 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,765 Sure, I could tell you were my sister is, but... 128 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,891 what is this about? 129 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,684 It's about Joshua Bunter. 130 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,454 - You might know him as... - Henderson. 131 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,646 Clearly, I need to be in two places at once, 132 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,106 with you and near Ellie. 133 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,274 Just crossing the T's here. 134 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,438 We know from Henderson's IMs he was planning on seeing your sister that night. 135 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,238 Yeah, I don't read the news. 136 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,699 It's, like, so depressing, but I... I thought he... 137 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,825 offed himself. 138 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,468 Delilah's smarter than these guys. 139 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,330 Yeah, well, it seems that way. 140 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,750 And I've got parental tech to keep an eye on Ellie 141 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,836 and the fallout from Hendy's tragic suicide. 142 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,296 Well, Ellie's not home right now, 143 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,549 but I can call you when she is if you want, or, like... 144 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,177 Oh, no. I have to go into work. 145 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,469 I'm sorry. 146 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:28,845 Bye. 147 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,607 Were you at Henderson's the night he died, Ellie? 148 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,649 What are these? 149 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,923 - What do you think they are? - Don't evade with a question. 150 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,865 - You evaded with a question first! - Jesus! 151 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,617 Half the time you treat me like an adult, 152 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,870 but, wait, suddenly, I'm a kid because you can't get it together to be an adult? 153 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,122 You really wanna know? 154 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,251 Those are Henderson's. 155 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,671 No, they're not. 156 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:03,840 They're random. 157 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,967 They're... He's not even in 'em. They're just... 158 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,051 I know... 159 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,139 because he did it to me. 160 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:16,476 I don't believe you. 161 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,482 - Where's your photo then? - You don't believe me? You need proof? 162 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,612 Listen, don't get mad at me because he was a bad guy and you fell for it. 163 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,989 He was my friend! 164 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,116 He wasn't your friend, Ellie! Let me guess. 165 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,137 He made you promise not to tell anyone you were hanging out alone together? 166 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,162 Basic predator move. 167 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,247 You are a lot of things... 168 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,207 but you're not stupid. 169 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,195 Ah, ooh, ooh! Hi. 170 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,946 - Hello. - Hi, babe. 171 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,073 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you guys are here. 172 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,158 Oh, my God. 173 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,702 - How are you? - I'm good. 174 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:15,953 Yeah, this is great. 175 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,348 Well, thankfully, teenagers text emotional gibberish, 176 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,832 so I know Ellie's okay. 177 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,584 All right, put the phone away. 178 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,378 Welcome to the Hellmouth. 179 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,715 And I'm in a Wes Anderson movie 180 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,051 set in a weirdly Caucasian ashram. 181 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:31,969 - Hey, Dad. - Lovey, hey. 182 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,053 Hey. 183 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,347 This is Will Bettelheim. 184 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,140 Oh. You related to Bruno? 185 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,142 Ray's a not-so-secret fantasy fan. 186 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,106 He's referring to Bruno Bettelheim, author of... 187 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,063 The Uses of Enchantment is a classic. 188 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,107 No relation, I'm just a fan. It's good to meet you, Mr. Quinn. 189 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:46,817 Call me Ray. 190 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,109 Will? 191 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,655 Finally we meet. 192 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,239 Oh! 193 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,908 You are delicious. 194 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,409 The pleasure is all mine, Dottie. 195 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,203 Come here, darling. You look beautiful. 196 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,288 - Hey, Mom. - I'm sorry, I'm all over the place. 197 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,249 - Let's get you a drink. - Okay. 198 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,293 Sounds good. 199 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,007 - Forty. - Sport! Hi, Love. 200 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,801 Where'd she go? There she is. 201 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,427 You gotta meet my girl, Amy. 202 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,804 Amy, come here. 203 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,729 Hi there. 204 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,274 Will Bettelheim, 205 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,357 Amy Adam. 206 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,110 Nice to meet you. 207 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,236 It can't be. 208 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,946 Am I hallucinating? 209 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,407 This is her hand, this is real. 210 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,491 Candace is here. 211 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,492 Will Bettelheim... 212 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,035 What a great name. 213 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,704 Almost sounds made up. 214 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,290 Is she trying to spar with me? 215 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,458 That's funny, I was just thinking, "Amy Adam." 216 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,460 How totally un-google-able. 217 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,965 This is a game to her. She's enjoying this. 218 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,425 I'm so happy to see you again. 219 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,552 She's crazy, Love. 220 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,905 I'm also so hungry I could eat my own hand, so let's... 221 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,557 - Oh, no, don't worry. Just eat mine. - Oh! 222 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,143 Like the kids say, "Fuck my life." 223 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,991 Oh, good, you're awake. 224 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,327 Shh-sh-sh-sh. 225 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,454 It's okay, you are totally safe. 226 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,914 I have a surprise for you. 227 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,255 Can you promise to be calm? 228 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,175 Okay, good. 229 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:39,013 I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said. I'm an idiot. 230 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,681 Okay, I'm stupid. Let's just go home. 231 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,285 You're just saying that because you think it's what I wanna hear. 232 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,977 No, I'm saying that 233 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,605 because I'm tied up in the back of a van. 234 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:48,856 I had to... 235 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,608 so we could get here... 236 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,068 to talk. 237 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,277 I am so sorry. 238 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,907 - But it's all gonna be worth it. - Where are we? 239 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,449 Lake Mahopac. 240 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,329 You remember that amazing picnic we had? I brought all your faves again. 241 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,414 No, just, okay... 242 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,625 I know... I know you don't want to hurt me. 243 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,794 - I would never hurt you. - Just untie me. Untie me. 244 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,879 I can't do that yet, you know I can't. 245 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,631 Just hang on. 246 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,767 Thanks. Thank you. 247 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,105 Candace! 248 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,868 Listen, you don't understand. Don't do this! 249 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,371 Stop! Please, don't do this! Shh! Sh-sh-sh-sh! 250 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,372 Stop... 251 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,455 Stop! 252 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,515 How? 253 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,435 How did she manage this? 254 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,062 So tell, tell! How you two met. 255 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,313 We're dying to hear. 256 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,291 - Yeah, tell us. - Well, we were at... 257 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,900 - South By. - Yeah, and... 258 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,529 - Amy was giving me stalker eyes. - I was interested, but so was he. 259 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,031 - So she reached for the queso. - Oh, the queso! 260 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,451 - And, um, it felt like... - It was fate. 261 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,035 Inseparable ever since. 262 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,787 Enjoy it while it lasts. 263 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,290 Yeah, we actually road-tripped back from Austin. 264 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,250 Got to know each other a little bit better. 265 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,210 And what are you doing? 266 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,629 - Amy is an indie film producer. - Oh, come on. 267 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,798 [Forty[ Yeah, we're actually already in soft prep 268 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,925 for a film we're trying to get going. 269 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,384 Honey? 270 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,518 He could pretend to care, like, if he wanted to. 271 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272 Wow, these waiters are so slow! 272 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,900 Oh, you want a drink? I'll... I'll grab you a drink, bunny. 273 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,735 Yeah, could I get a 'buch, please? 274 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,988 - Virgin, obviously. - Yes. 275 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,281 Appreciate you. 276 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,328 - Here you go. - Thanks. 277 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,081 What are you doing here? 278 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,751 I told you I'd show up to give you what you deserve. 279 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,919 So here we are. 280 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,962 Merry Christmas. 281 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,050 How do I get this time bomb away from you, Love? 282 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,344 - Want to know how I found you? - I would love to hear. 283 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,600 So, I was feeling like shit one fine afternoon, 284 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,686 when I saw this clickbait about how the stars live. 285 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,563 I mean, who doesn't need a little escapism? 286 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,295 So I clicked and there was this link 287 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,397 about how all the cool kids go to Henderson's house, 288 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,202 and although I wasn't familiar with his work, 289 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,655 I was curious about this random douchebag 290 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,824 high as balls on his coffee table, 291 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,536 which is when I first set eyes on my new dreamy beau. 292 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,997 Of course, your brother destroyed my life, 293 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,290 our life. 294 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,417 And he's such an idiot. 295 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,670 And I keep watching and... 296 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,631 No. 297 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,800 Couldn't be. 298 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,719 Could not be. 299 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,763 I was trying to help you, Love. 300 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,598 Altruism is dangerous. 301 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,058 Shocked you'd choose LA. 302 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,350 But I found you. 303 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,977 Great. 304 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,437 What's the move? 305 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,857 You gonna tell them this dramatic tale? 306 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,693 I mean, it is their special weekend, 307 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,279 so I'll wait if and when I have to, 308 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:27,783 But in the meantime, I am going to protect them from you, bunny. 309 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,743 Especially... 310 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,538 your gorgeous girl. 311 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,623 Lucky man, Will. 312 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,876 - I missed you, babe. - Aw! 313 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,007 Yeah, we can, uh, situate ourselves for dinner. 314 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,387 The fuck? 315 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,100 I didn't know you bite your nails. 316 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,228 I don't. 317 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,023 Not since I was a kid. 318 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,186 Well, what, is meeting my parents making you nervous? 319 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,027 'Cause I don't care what they think. 320 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,195 And now I have to do this vow renewal. 321 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,282 I cannot believe I have to call my parents "lovers." 322 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,741 Then don't. 323 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,536 - Do you. - No, I can't. My mom gave me a script. 324 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,100 I mean, she said, "Make it your own," 325 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,540 but I'm pretty sure that means, "Don't change anything." 326 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,208 Do you want some space to work? 327 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,668 I can go to Forty's yurt. 328 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,506 Yeah, actually. I mean, if you don't mind. 329 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,591 No. 330 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,052 The kombucha thing is not a good sign. I just... 331 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,137 - I know, I get it. - Okay. 332 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,680 Don't get lost out there. 333 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,274 I will help you, helicopter sibling. 334 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,278 I need to keep eyes on Candace so I can protect you from her, 335 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,738 but... 336 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,866 lest I accidentally stumble into Jeff Bezos' lodge, 337 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452 I need the blessed yurt map. 338 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,370 Will? 339 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,706 Everything okay? 340 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,833 It's perfect. Thank you. 341 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,837 I just, you know, wanted to check out the Truth Yurt. 342 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,161 - I was also looking for... - Care to partake? 343 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,053 - I don't really... - I insist you be here now. 344 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,014 Okay. 345 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,403 It's fine. I won't inhale. 346 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,612 Now inhale. 347 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,246 So, fresh in from New York, huh? 348 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,164 Yeah. 349 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,750 I remember being in New York when I was a kid. 350 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,044 Ah, to be young. 351 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,920 Oh, you're still young. 352 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,548 Tell that to my vagina. 353 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,049 No one warns you. 354 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,635 You wake up one day drier than the Sahara. 355 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,302 If it weren't for this wonder lube we've developed, 356 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,514 I don't know what I'd do. 357 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,143 It's already so difficult to reach orgasm at this age. 358 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,466 Is this really happening? 359 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,604 Anyways, it seems like you understand, Will. 360 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,106 What a chin. 361 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,694 She's not flirting, she's testing me. 362 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,363 I'm drugged. She hopes it's truth serum. 363 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,704 I think your daughter is the most amazing woman... 364 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,413 I've ever met. 365 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,464 I like you for Love. 366 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,636 Between the obstacle course that is Dottie, 367 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,386 and the more fundamental issue, 368 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,973 that every millisecond of this Wellkend is scheduled, 369 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,267 how do I get Candace alone? 370 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,518 How do I do this, Love? 371 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,020 How do I get her away from you? 372 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:47,024 Let the wolf awakenyour unconscious. 373 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,317 Meet your id. 374 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,825 Hey. 375 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,175 On the plus side, she's striking out with the Quinns. 376 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,969 Schadenfreude is karmic suicide. 377 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,607 Dad, do you actually... Do you have a minute? 378 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,943 Not now, son, I've got doubles with Bozzi from the Palm. 379 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,404 Right. Sorry, Bozz. 380 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,948 Let's go, Bozz. 381 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,950 Shit. 382 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,576 It's okay. 383 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,788 Forty always... 384 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,042 you know, tries to impress our parents with these girls. 385 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,670 Can you just help? 386 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,943 Ali Wong's in studio to talk about Henderson, 387 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,028 or as she knew him, Josh. 388 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:36,633 I will make a film that premieres Sundance 2020 at the Eccles. 389 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,177 Friday night slot. 390 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,220 Then goes on to sweep the Gothams, 391 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,308 winning two, no, three Indie Spirit awards. 392 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,851 Fuck the Oscars. 393 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,566 I hear and accept you, Forty. 394 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,986 Is this gonna work? 395 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,280 'Cause my car is really old. 396 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,616 Yeah, that shiny, new Prius is all yours. 397 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,784 All you need is a group hug and 35K. 398 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,164 I... 399 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,626 will find the perfect partner. 400 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,255 That's good. 401 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,134 We hear and accept you, Gabe. 402 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:23,805 I will fulfill my life-long dream... 403 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,268 of... traveling to Italy. 404 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,063 Italy? 405 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,605 Seriously? 406 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,192 She is obsessed with me. 407 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,863 Okay, come on, somebody needs to help her. Go. 408 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,676 - I accept you. - I accept you. 409 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700 I hear... 410 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,038 and I accept you... 411 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,705 Amy. 412 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,924 You... sorry um... 413 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,801 I'm not feeling well. 414 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,345 - I... I think I'm just dehydrated. - It's okay. 415 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,347 Don't fear love. 416 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,015 Hug. 417 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,468 I'm... I'm sorry, I... I just need to lie down. 418 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,610 Don't... try... anything. 419 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,697 I am texting someone on the outside every hour. 420 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,157 You hurt me or the Quinns, 421 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,326 I reveal your identity to everyone, 422 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,078 and everything to get turned over to the authorities. 423 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,080 Are you crazy? I'm just trying to talk to you. 424 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,499 Oh, you mean like the time you left me for fucking dead?! 425 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,877 She can't hold a knife. One swift move and... 426 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,921 No, no, she's wrong, I don't hurt people, especially women, 427 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,685 especially when they're out of their minds. 428 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,342 No, that is not me. 429 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,302 Candace, can we... 430 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,055 - please just have a truce? - Stay... 431 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,765 away from me. 432 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,688 I think this is just some big misunderstanding. 433 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,685 Stop gaslighting me! 434 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,522 You don't want to protect them. 435 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,984 You want to hurt me. 436 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,657 Go ahead. 437 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,952 Do it. 438 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,005 I can't. 439 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,467 It's a lot harder than it looks. 440 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,055 What are you guys doing in here? 441 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,765 Hey. 442 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,183 Is everything all right? 443 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,435 Yeah, um... 444 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,727 Allergies. 445 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,023 Will snuck me some Claritin. Thanks, man. 446 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,649 No problem. 447 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,070 Let's go. 448 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,571 Time to get pretty. 449 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,696 Ooh. 450 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,076 All right. 451 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,327 All right, well... 452 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,539 So, I brought two, 453 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,666 and you can pick whichever one. 454 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,168 Oh, I'm... I'm fine with either. 455 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,338 Amy, are you okay? 456 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,342 Look, I know my mom can be a handful. 457 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,763 And I know my dad can also be a handful. 458 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,306 Thanks. It's... it's... 459 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,225 not really that, it's more... 460 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,394 You can tell me anything. 461 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,146 I am a vault. 462 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,691 I don't want to sound crazy. 463 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,068 Well... 464 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,363 you won't and you aren't. 465 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,742 Something bad happened to me... 466 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,369 out in a place like this. 467 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,666 Just, I... I got lost with a guy who I kind of thought was bad news. 468 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,085 It... it turned out fine, though. 469 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838 Well, that's good. 470 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,674 Yeah, I mean, you're... 471 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,593 probably being triggered. 472 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,763 Trauma lives in the body, so, you know, you can't control it, but... 473 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,310 At the risk of sounding like my mom, 474 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,563 maybe Shaman Open can help. 475 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,858 It's... it's really no big deal. 476 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,445 You and your family have been so welcoming. 477 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,696 - Oh... - And also cool. 478 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,823 I'm glad you think so. 479 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,910 So tell me, how did you and Will meet? 480 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,579 You two seem so great together. 481 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,415 Oh. Um... work. 482 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,250 I basically forced him to date me. 483 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,793 Ooh, does that get complicated? 484 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,671 - Working with someone you're dating? - Not really. 485 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,144 Does it get complicated with you and Forty? 486 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,927 Oh, no, we're great. We're... we're good. 487 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,096 He... We're actually hiring. Cinematographers. 488 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,014 Already? 489 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,975 Isn't that a bit early? 490 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,438 No, just... just establishing... like, tone. 491 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,066 Yeah, where do you work? Have you met my friend Lucy? 492 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,567 She works at United. 493 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,569 - Oh, I'm independent. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,405 And I usually just fly Southwest. 495 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,370 I meant the agency. 496 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,665 - United Talent? - Oh, right. Um... 497 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,833 No, no. I don't think I've met her. 498 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,795 No, it's... It's an easy mistake. 499 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,641 Dad. Finally. 500 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,602 Um... did you get my email? 501 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,813 It's not every man that can pull off linen. 502 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,441 Can you say hi to me at least? 503 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,111 Forty, I don't want to hear it. 504 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,155 Okay, okay. 505 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,116 Uh, look, I know, but... 506 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,493 Amy actually has a really incredible idea... 507 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,577 Amy. 508 00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,914 Ugh, another walking visible panty line. 509 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,209 Let me guess. She wants to open a... 510 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,671 vegan junk food restaurant, like Krystal-with-a-K? 511 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,050 Will, ask him how much he wants. 512 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,469 In times of triangulation, 513 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,888 it's best to stay awkwardly quiet. 514 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,350 Did Forty tell you how he doodled on his SAT Scantron? 515 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,312 I had to donate a building to Dartmouth to get him in. 516 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,395 Okay, Dad... 517 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,026 you know that I've struggled with drug addiction on and off, my... 518 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,986 It's not eczema, Forty. 519 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,365 Addiction's not an on-and-off thing, and it's no excuse for being a bum. 520 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,245 One hundred K, this is the last time I ask. 521 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247 Will... Will has heard the pitch. 522 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,750 Yeah, I have. 523 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,253 I think it's a great idea. 524 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,839 Your son shows real promise. 525 00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,842 Well, if my son wasn't such a big flapping pussy, 526 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,218 he wouldn't need other people to carry his water for him. 527 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,431 I'm not writing you another check. 528 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,807 Get a job. 529 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,642 And a life. 530 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,648 Well... 531 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,568 That is my Postmates. 532 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,654 Yo quiero Taco Bell. 533 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,197 Forty. Forty, are... 534 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:38,782 Are you okay? 535 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,449 Yeah. 536 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,119 He's a douche, and I am so done 537 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,181 with all of this vegan bullshit. 538 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,289 You should come with. 539 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:51,378 Uh, you can service my sister post-chalupa. 540 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,597 What does the future hold? 541 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,436 Okay. Um, what were you and Amy talking about earlier? 542 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,980 Oh, why? Did something seem... 543 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,273 No, no. I just... 544 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,441 I caught her in a lie. 545 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,819 And, uh... now I'm worried. 546 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,862 I knew we were on the same page. 547 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,072 I agree, she's... 548 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,699 she's the worst. 549 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:21,991 Get rid of her now. 550 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,284 Wait, what? 551 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,494 No, that's aggressive. 552 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:29,332 And, plus, it would upset Forty. I mean, what is going on with you? 553 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,959 Wrong page. 554 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,169 I know we're not in the Truth Yurt, 555 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,755 but we can still be honest with each other, right? 556 00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:39,759 You've been... off. 557 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,595 You feel weird, ever since we got here. 558 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,724 I want to tell you everything. 559 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:49,018 And I will, soon, but for now... 560 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,353 You want to know why I'm weird? 561 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,731 'Cause your family is insane. 562 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,315 I warned you. 563 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,277 You warned me? Your mom can't stop telling me about her vagina. 564 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,236 She did what? 565 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,071 And your dad, I just stepped in it with him 566 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,995 trying to help Forty, which you asked me to do, 567 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,409 and then he made me eat a chalupa, and now I'm sick. 568 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:05,492 Wait. 569 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,203 - Forty ordered Taco Bell? - Yeah. 570 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,705 What... 571 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,374 What? What's happening? 572 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,709 Well, I have to go. 573 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,712 Forty always orders Taco Bell before he relapses. 574 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,088 You are so obsessed with your brother. This is not normal. 575 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,298 Just to recap, 576 00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,134 you now have a problem with my mom, my dad, 577 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,761 Forty, me, 578 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,680 - this chick Amy for some reason... - You don't like her either. 579 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,266 I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I am trying... 580 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,101 to be the perfect boyfriend. 581 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,061 I want to be so badly, 582 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647 but you fed me to the wolves, literally. 583 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:42,363 Thanks for making a stressful weekend so much worse by starting this fight. 584 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,494 Our first fight. 585 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,370 I blame Candace. 586 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,789 It's time for her to go. 587 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:06,095 Um, no, I... I... I look like cat shit right now. 588 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,472 I'm on my period. 589 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,516 Okay, who gives a fuck. Just let me in. 590 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:16,272 Jesus, what kind of assholes have you dated that care about that kind of stuff? 591 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:18,608 Why are you here? 592 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,819 Uh, I need those pictures back. 593 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,489 Um... why? 594 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,908 I think you look great... 595 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,618 for the record. 596 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:34,332 Yeah, uh, they're trying to get a full picture of what Henderson was into. 597 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,015 I told them that I got a lead on someone 598 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,295 who has some knowledge of some young girls that we could follow up with. 599 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,718 D, they want to know why he did it. 600 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,639 Okay. 601 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,233 What's wrong? 602 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,320 I left them right here. I... 603 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,912 Hi. 604 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,458 Have you guys seen my brother? 605 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,210 No, not since cornhole. 606 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,130 Are we literally drinking the Kool-Aid right now? 607 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,048 Goodbye, cruel world. 608 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:30,138 Candace must go, but first things first. 609 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,305 Time to apologize. 610 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:33,913 You're more important than my pride. 611 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:36,977 Love, I'm sorry. 612 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,248 I cannot be the one that makes you feel better right now. 613 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,191 I am looking for my brother and trying to handle my mother and... 614 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,735 Okay, I'll help. I'll find Forty. 615 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,069 Okay. 616 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:48,488 Thank you. 617 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,914 - Delilah, hey. - Hey. 618 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,741 Any chance you're with Ellie? 619 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,376 That's what I get for not parent-spying on her for an hour. 620 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,129 No, but I... I have some texts from her. Hang on. 621 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:14,515 Okay, uh, the... the Alex Theater is doing a Chandler thing. 622 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,935 - You could try that, but I gotta go. - Okay, thanks. 623 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,244 Fucking crackheads. 624 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,129 Um... 625 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,387 My parents aren't just parents, 626 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,555 they're lovers. 627 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,056 They're, um... 628 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,034 I hate rom-coms. 629 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,287 I do. Take away my ovaries. 630 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,539 Want to know why? 631 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,209 Because throughout my life, when I look at my parents, 632 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,336 their love doesn't feel like one. 633 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:26,713 You know, it's, um... 634 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,813 fighting over which toilet paper to buy. 635 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,424 And then... 636 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,052 plunging the toilet together when it gets clogged. 637 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,221 It's being there... 638 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,017 when someone's damage makes them impossible. 639 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:40,976 Knowing... 640 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,188 that they are so much more than their worst moments. 641 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,524 You're not talking about them. 642 00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,443 Contrary to internet opinion, 643 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,361 my parents' love is not perfect. 644 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,155 You're talking about us. 645 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,239 It's, uh... 646 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,533 It's sticky, 647 00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:57,076 messy, 648 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,287 often potentially way too much to handle. 649 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,250 But it is so much better than perfect, because... 650 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,376 it's real. 651 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,923 Wait. Wait, I want to go. 652 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:12,592 Forty... 653 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:14,093 No, I want to go. I want to go. 654 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,472 Um... 655 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,891 - Forty? - Um, remember... 656 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,935 when they, uh, they dragged us to the Hoffman Institute 657 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,396 because, uh, they had differing definitions 658 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,939 of the word "monogamish"? 659 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,108 That was real. 660 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,711 - I have more. I just, uh... - Enough, son. 661 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,445 I... I just need a smoke. 662 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,489 Just need a smoke. 663 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:37,784 Oh, um, not that one. No, it's fine. It's... it's okay. Got it. It's okay. 664 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:38,868 - It's okay. - Oh! 665 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,287 It's fine. Everything's... 666 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:42,914 You look lovely, Mom. 667 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:44,749 Let's go. It's okay. Shh. 668 00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,459 - I don't feel good. - Yeah. 669 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,085 I do. 670 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,464 Let's party! 671 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,222 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 672 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,516 - How are you guys doing? - You've done enough. 673 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,769 All you ever have to do is keep your brother safe. You failed. 674 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,729 You disgust me. 675 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,029 You're a fucking hypocrite. 676 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,577 Earth mommy dearest. 677 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:22,912 Oh, Love. 678 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,376 It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. 679 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,419 It's okay. 680 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,671 It's okay. 681 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:39,262 I saw what your mom did. Are you okay? 682 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,225 My dad hit me a lot. 683 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,398 Why couldn't you tell me? 684 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,693 Probably... same reason you couldn't tell me. 685 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,821 I couldn't tell you because I wanted us to stay us. 686 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,867 I didn't want it to be polluted by all this fucking... 687 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,078 I guess... 688 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,000 my life has been dark. 689 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,378 Well, who you really are... 690 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,006 the dark, that's not a burden. 691 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,883 You don't have to push that away from me. 692 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,760 I want to know you. 693 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,014 I want to know you. 694 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,516 You know, the more I get to know you, the nicer it is. 695 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,102 I don't just mean the cute parts. 696 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,439 As far as I'm concerned... 697 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,358 we will stay us... 698 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,860 no matter what. 699 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,618 Yeah, I feel like I've been, um... I've been acting weird, 700 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,781 and I feel like it's because there's all these things 701 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,748 that I felt like I couldn't tell you, but, like, fuck that. 702 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,835 Okay, um... 703 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,963 You remember the, um... 704 00:36:57,965 --> 00:37:00,301 the Nilla Wafers, the au pair? 705 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:01,802 Of course. 706 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,638 My parents started Anavrin 707 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,097 when we were, like, 13. 708 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,019 And they hired this woman, Sofia. 709 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,772 She was, like, 19. She was from Spain. 710 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026 The way Forty tells it... 711 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,321 she was his first love. 712 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,240 To this day, he does not acknowledge 713 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,909 that it was was abuse. 714 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:31,624 And eventually my parents caught them together, 715 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,208 and... 716 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,711 so much shit ensued. 717 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,131 And... they let her go. 718 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,343 And she was troubled. 719 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:44,887 She killed herself. 720 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,184 Forty's the one who found the body. 721 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,856 Yeah, and nothing has ever really been the same. 722 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,860 My parents kept everything quiet with money. 723 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,824 Yeah. 724 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452 I get that Forty is a lot. I know. 725 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,250 And I know that I take care of him too much. 726 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,127 But... 727 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,423 you've met my parents now, so you know why. 728 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,549 I'm stuck with him. 729 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,591 No. 730 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,219 We are. 731 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,353 I don't think I've ever been in love before. 732 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,900 It's been infatuation. 733 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:42,903 This is it. 734 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,490 Accepting you're not perfect and loving you more for it. 735 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,377 What the fuck? 736 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,469 I'm sorry, did that trigger you? 737 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,777 Can I tell you I love you yet? 738 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:28,406 Whenever you're ready. 739 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,872 In the meantime, let me say... 740 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:37,792 I love you... 741 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,292 Love. 742 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:43,297 Ugh, it's a complicated word. 743 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,966 Oh, yeah. 744 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,010 Is there another word we can use? Our word? 745 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:49,969 Um... 746 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,432 I wolf you. 747 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,352 I wolf you too. 748 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,065 I like it. 749 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,859 It's like you're part of my pack. 750 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,238 I am your pack. 751 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,516 - Hey! - Klepto. 752 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,101 The police came for these. 753 00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:39,770 - The actual police or your fuckboy? - Why would you take these? 754 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,108 I couldn't believe he would do this. 755 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,195 But I do now. 756 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,244 I'm sorry I was being such an asshole. 757 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,246 It's okay. 758 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,544 I think we should burn those. 759 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,505 If these photos were ever leaked... 760 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,258 every time someone googled the girls, 761 00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,384 it would just... 762 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,930 What would you want done with yours? 763 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,351 Hey, just so you know... 764 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:24,148 nothing could ever make me see you different. 765 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,167 Tell me again what happened. 766 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,629 Um, my boyfriend... ex... 767 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,129 We fought. 768 00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:50,174 And he... 769 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,259 He took me to the woods. 770 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,510 Um... 771 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,347 I don't remember what happened next. 772 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,599 I just... I... I woke up. 773 00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:00,558 Like... 774 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,019 buried. 775 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,774 We sent a car out. No tire marks. 776 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,025 No, he dug a grave. 777 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:12,154 A lot of tree removal in that area, right? Loose dirt. 778 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:13,697 No one saw anything? 779 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,326 You happen to take any pictures or save any texts between you? 780 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:18,409 No! 781 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,454 He has my phone! 782 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,541 I mean, isn't there any DNA where he buried me alive? 783 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,293 This isn't CSI, all right? We're in Putnam County. 784 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,380 So you have no proof? 785 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:37,888 Honey, let me level with you, all right? 786 00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,472 I looked you up. 787 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,475 You have a rap sheet. 788 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,061 Ever had any friends go through with reporting assault? 789 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,731 This'll be labeled domestic violence. 790 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,108 This isn't... 791 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,444 He tried to murder me. 792 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,739 The best we can do is get a restraining order. 793 00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,157 Right, temp for three months. 794 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,386 For a permanent one, you'll have to stand before a judge, 795 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,203 - so will he. - But it will be permanent? 796 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,997 Well, three years. 797 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,331 And then file again. 798 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,792 If you have no pics, no proof... 799 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,130 What am I supposed to do? 800 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,223 He thinks you're dead? 801 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,226 You want some really off-the-record advice? 802 00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,352 Stay that way. 803 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,526 This is unreal. 804 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,204 Figured you'd come find me. 805 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,464 Crazy family we've fallen into, huh? 806 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,133 So now you see I'm not... 807 00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,052 I'm not afraid of you anymore. 808 00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,930 If you really had something on me... 809 00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:07,019 - you would've turned me in already. - I'm not afraid of you either. 810 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,687 Why would you be afraid of me? 811 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:10,981 Candace, it was an accident. 812 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,234 End of story. 813 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,365 I never tried to kill you. 814 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,617 Yeah. You know what they say? 815 00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:25,829 You never know if you're fight or flight until you're forced to find out. 816 00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,206 Turns out... 817 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,500 I'm fight. 818 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,338 So now I found you, 819 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,298 I'm not going anywhere, 820 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,343 and I don't care what story you tell yourself, 821 00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:42,388 because all I have to do is wait for you to mess up. 822 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,142 Murder has a way of following you. 823 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,687 And you're not getting away with it. 824 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,205 Things aren't over with Candace. 825 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,543 But I have to rest before I plan my next move. 826 00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,420 Wellness is exhausting. 827 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:20,466 Huh. 828 00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:23,011 A postcard from Will in Manila. 829 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,055 It's going well with Gigi. 830 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,642 If I stay committed to being a good man, 831 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,769 things might work themselves out. 832 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,105 My God, why aren't they burning? 833 00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,815 We need kindling. 834 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,984 Oh, man. 835 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,404 Evidently, there's toxins in Polaroids. 836 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,080 All right, there's one more. 837 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,331 - Aw. - I wolf you. 838 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,791 Mm. Do you now? 839 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,042 Yeah. 840 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:41,864 Do you want to go to the stockroom? 841 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,675 Yes, I would like that very much. 842 00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,430 Stop with the PDA. 843 00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:52,351 Before anybody asks... 844 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,686 Amy picked me up from a meeting, 845 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,396 where I found a new sponsor. 846 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,273 Can't name names, but, uh... 847 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,818 let's just say the Academy robbed him. 848 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,862 Anyway, I will have to make amends. 849 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,490 So I promise I will apologize to both of you... 850 00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:08,909 whenever I get to that step. 851 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,369 You don't need to do that. 852 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:12,913 I'm just glad you're okay. 853 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,084 I really am. And, um, I'm staying busy too. 854 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,338 I mean... adapting this book Amy found for us is going to consume me, 855 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,757 in the best way possible. 856 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,426 Thank fuck we got that option. 857 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:27,845 What's the book? 858 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:31,056 I thought you were busy prepping Bang, Marry, Kill. 859 00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,600 Yeah, that felt like more of a second feature. 860 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,061 But, uh... Amy turned me on to this memoir. 861 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,276 Yeah, this main character, Beck... 862 00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,570 she really speaks to me, you know? 863 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,155 - She just wanted to be loved. - Mm. 864 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,784 - She's worse than Eva Braun. - Oh! Ugh! 865 00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,388 Anyway, just waiting for the deal points to come through, but... 866 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,247 Oh, my God. 867 00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,584 Holy fuck. 868 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:01,503 - No way. - What? 869 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:02,856 - Hold on. - What happened? 870 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:03,880 No way. 871 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,134 Now they're saying they think Henderson was murdered. 872 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:12,055 Benji, Peach, Beck, Ron, Jasper, Henderson... 873 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,809 Well, if... if that's true, a famous man like Henderson, 874 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,186 they won't stop until they find who did it, right? 875 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,022 - Right. - He won't get away with it. 876 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,402 Murder has a way of following you. 877 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:32,928 Subtitle by Matheus Modesto 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net